A Fireman, a Phone Call and a Fall = Divorce??

Why did a Fireman, a phone call and a fall have my husband thinking I was having an affair? Well, it goes a little something like this.....Yesterday morning I was going for my morning coke like I do almost every morning.As I headed down my front outside steps carrying my daughter, I fell. Instantly my motherly instincts fear kicked in and I managed to keep my daughter from getting even a … [Read more...]

Gotta Get Me One of These!

Okay I don't know if you guys love Ellen as much as I do, but either way this is a MUST SEE! I was up the other night watching my DVR and this is what I saw.Oh my God! I swear I pee'd my pants a little. I thought it could be that I was delirious, because it was 2:30a.m. After watching it again just now I realize, "Nope," It's just FUNNY. The scary part is I think I want one! Is that just wrong??? … [Read more...]

3 Things About Me….That you probably wish you didn’t know!

I am about to tell you, my trusted readers, three things you don't know about me. The reason you probably don't know them is because, well I don't like people to know just how strange I am. (Just wait...) I am going to pick three of the most unusual things about me. Why, because what fun would it be if I didn't. You don't want to know normal things about me. You want to know the things that one … [Read more...]