I am about to tell you, my trusted readers, three things you don’t know about me. The reason you probably don’t know them is because, well I don’t like people to know just how strange I am. (Just wait…) I am going to pick three of the most unusual things about me. Why, because what fun would it be if I didn’t. You don’t want to know normal things about me. You want to know the things that one day should we meet you can say, “Now that is one weird girl!” Once you finish reading this post, you are guaranteed to feel better about yourself. So ENJOY and here we go….
1. I don’t like to eat outside because I think it makes my food taste funny. Something in the air changes the flavor. Hey, I am not making this up and I know at least one other person out there has to agree with me….DON’T THEY?
2. I am a little Obsessive Compulsive. When I am in a public restroom, I have to pull out 3 napkins to dry my hands….YES, everytime! I know it’s not very Green, but I am working on it!
and 3. I smell burning feathers!! For those of you that haven’t seen the movie Bandits, you probably have no idea what I am talking about. (BTW,it is a really cute movie) Basically, I am a little bit, okay a huge hypochondriac. If I get a new prescription, DON’T let me read the side effects!! I will show signs of everyone…GUARANTEED.
Well, I sure hope you have enjoyed learning three things about me. Tomorrow’s post will be the follow-up to this one titled….“No, I do not need the number to your Shrink” Hee hee